Author Archive

I scream, you scream, we call scream for…. blatant racism….

18

05 2010

Childish & Insensitive

01

04 2010

personal hygiene is important, however…..

14

03 2010

US Speed Skating Sponsor!

I’m claiming this for my team! Victory!

19

02 2010

You need to be in jail.

19

02 2010

What Would Balloondoggie Jesus Do?

I have to ask, Where did that kid learn to do that? A bible camp clown school? What is its function after its made? Usually, it’s a hat or something, but what does one do with a Balloondoggie Jesus? What if you pop it on accident? Or worse, what if you pop it on purpose?

Megan, the Balloondoggie Jesus is definitely crazy, but the creator is all your team.

(Wow, the more I look at, the more I appreciate its craftsmanship. Notice the attention to detail on the torso, toes, and fingers….. What do you think would happen if I requested this from a clown at a state fair? How about a clown at a Christian Science fair?)

19

02 2010

Wonderbread… or bun… in the oven. You get it.

19

02 2010

Ugly is as ugly does….or wears

30

01 2010

Dressed for success!

03

01 2010

Small Brass Knuckles

03

01 2010

POW!!!

02

01 2010

all wrong

who works out in stilettos? is that how she got that butt? jesus h. there are no words.

27

12 2009

Bad Sock Monkey!

27

12 2009

Alexander McQueen

06

12 2009

The Dick Liquor!

06

12 2009