Thats On Your Team!

My team

I have to ask, Where did that kid learn to do that? A bible camp clown school? What is its function after its made? Usually, it’s a hat or something, but what does one do with a Balloondoggie Jesus? What if you pop it on accident? Or worse, what if you pop it on purpose?

Megan, the Balloondoggie Jesus is definitely crazy, but the creator is all your team.

(Wow, the more I look at, the more I appreciate its craftsmanship. Notice the attention to detail on the torso, toes, and fingers….. What do you think would happen if I requested this from a clown at a state fair? How about a clown at a Christian Science fair?)

This is probably mine but I’m going to share it with Holly, because who knows what you might accidentally see with that thing

are they awkward? a little crazy? probably drunk? definitely ugly. sorry everyone, we get to share.

This is probably mine.

He’s not ugly, but I want this on my team. I’m also calling him a flight attendant instead of a steward… that’s what I’m supposed to call him, right?

Some of these are funny, some sad, some hideous, disgusting, awkward or just plain crazy. We’re all going to share them & we’re all going to feel the sting of regret. (And no protesting from Dave, Mel or John - you know that some of these are douchebags, were chosen when the person was wasted, or are veteran tweekers!)

Nothing enhances the smell of feet like raw fish. Sushi slippers are a terrible idea…I don’t care if they’re made of felt.

we’re going to share Beyonce, okay?

Don’t celebrities usually pay someone to dress them? Do they look in the mirror before they leave the house or just assume they look awesome?