Thats On Your Team!

So, I figured I’d give you some new team members before I begin my travels…

Overweight Elvis Impersonators- Your Team.

You also get the phenomenon known as “Male Camel-Toe.”

the action is all Holly’s, but Megan, you get that fly haircut.

Old bondage queen cake? ok….

Happy Birthday! I made you a ‘’severed arm eaten by rats” cake! Bon Apetit!

…to find Megan some teammates.

Reckless child endangerment/psychological torture = mine for sure

Unexpected butts and/or vag, and/or home stripping = holly’s

mismatched, black & white, lace-up, cork platforms + faded pink tipped bleach job = Megan’s.

WHAT A GEM!

This woman has got some balls…or rather some really close-call camel toe. But seriously this took guts…lots of cottage cheese guts.

I know we’re in a fight now, but you know that they’re yours. Wow. Ew. Wow. Ew. Wow. Ew. Ew. Mostly Ew.

You know what? His is worse….not by much, but it is.

Destiny’s Baby Mama

l’il kim’s got nothing on her!

just so you know she’s pregnant, and not fat!

HA!

Holly once told me “never do anything you can’t explain to the paramedics.” I think putting out a fire dressed like this is nice example of this.

But wedding-ish shoes for sure! ha ha! Megan! Your team is so very fashion challenged. I’m so sorry.